Surprise! Calorie Restriction Study Results Shock Researchers: IT DOESN’T MATTER

Researchers, some of whom were restricting calories in their own diets to reap the expected results of this study, were SHOCKED to find that severe calorie restriction doesn’t actually lengthen life span as anticipated.

To quote Texas Governor Rick Perry: “Oops.”

The study, begun in 1987, involved rhesus monkeys.

You can read more here at the NY Times while I celebrate with another dunk of my biscotti. Cheers!

(originally published elsewhere, 9/1/2012)